August 2012
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
shkn-not-strrd asked: I just saw your "Hi" thing, so "Hi".
July 2012
Theodor Seuss Geisel: Can you use your imagination?
J.K. Rowling: Do you believe in Magic?
Rick Riordan: Do you know your myths?
Ryan Murphy: Why be like everyone else?
Suzanne Collins: Are you going to make the right choice?
George R. R. Martin: All die, so why fear it?
Veronica Roth: There are always secrets to be broken?
Cassandra Clare: What would you do for love?
Lauren Oliver: What is a world without love?
Orson Scott Card: Can you really break the status quo of society?
Scott Westerfeld: How does one define beauty?
Stephanie Meyer: How do you get a vampire to fuck you?
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
enlightenight asked: HELLO THERE! :))
“Oh,” the girl said, shaking her head. “Don’t be so simple. People adore...”
– Ghost Story by Jim Butcher (via portablejukebox)
race ya~ ;D: “I could use a man of your skills,... →
starlightracer:
“I could use a man of your skills, once my health club finishes”- he gave Demeter a sour glance — “reprioritizing.”
“You couldn’t afford me,” I said.
“I’m going to be able to afford a lot,” he said. “Name your price.”
“One hundred and fifty-six gajillion dollars,” I said promptly.
He squinted…
“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that there...”
– Harry Dresden; Dresden Files: Storm Front (via sometimeslost)
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sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
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ididnotstartthefire-banedid replied to your post: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :D
HAHAHA! Naww thank you so much! *flips table back so it lands on its feet*
NO, I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS ORDERLINESS
*sets fire to the rain**watches it fall as it burns the table*
evaporatingpianosandxylophones asked: Does Hullo, count as a 'hi'?
1cooper asked: HAI
sherlocks-salvation asked: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :D
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mr-finch replied to your post: Hiiiiiiiii
gnhgnuu. thank you so much.
<3 every word true
mr-finch asked: Hiiiiiiiii
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that awesome moment when your computer can't back...
winning accidentally 101
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thelove-peaceblues asked: Hi!!!!
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Put a “Hi” in my ask & I’ll answer:
mr-finch:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?
seeing as you butts are all online
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An Animated Family
juniorcaptain:
I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado.
This has led me to conclude that Phoebus
is the father of Miguel.
Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s
and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son
but...
ubersaur:
this-is-amnesia:
My aunt gave me a ‘challenge’ today.
I have to link her any smutfic I can find that is better than 50 Shades of Gray.
Here’s the Catch:
It has to be Twilight Fanfiction.
But I don’t give a fuck.
Okay, folks, I need pornographic literature that can made a grown woman give me 50 dollars.
Because dammit, I need that money, and I need to be right.
Anyone willing...
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
I’m just like:
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THE DORK MISTRESS !: Suffering Transfer Student... →
thedorkmistress:
I’m two week away from setting of to my University, and I can not be any more nerves, on edge, and completely scared shit-less. I’ll be a junior transfer, so I shouldn’t be so nervous: but this is ME we’re talking about. I stop being nervous after the first month!
I’m not so worried about moving…
you’ve gotten a lot of good replies about this so far, but i thought...
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
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I'm doing this tomorrow all day LOL
sifu-kisu:
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ALL OF MY FILES ARE STILL THERE
*tears of actual joy*
Watchinsporadic:
Here’s Marvel’s second “one-shot,” called “The Consultant” (included on the Thor blu-ray)
originally found here!
check out the other one-shot I posted, “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer,” and keep an eye out for “Item 47,” which will be included on the Avengers blu-ray!!
mandoorhandhookcardoor:
ok so i think that bisexuals should have their own mascot like gay people have unicorns or whatever so i think bisexuals should have the duck-billed platypus because ducks only go out with ducks and beavers or whatever only go out with beavers but i think platypus’ would go out with beavers and ducks so that makes sense and so this is a prototype flag ok i made it at 1am
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the-glint-off-her-spectacles:
Rinch is like the Johnlock of the PoI fandom
as in it seems to be THE most popular ship
They do share ALL the screentime.
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